collarpoints:

I’m so ready for the month-long skeleton party

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kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

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dangerhamster:

100,000 notes and I wonder how many people realise this line was improvised by a 7 year old

For those that don’t know, this is a show called Outnumbered. A British show where the child actors are only given guidelines not actual lines so they say whatever feels natural for them to say in the scene. I think only the oldest brother has actual lines. If I remember correctly this girl was the youngest person in the country to ever win a comedy award.

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fangirlingdragon:

cutestmoose:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:

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Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

men are penises

the post was amazing and the comments made it better.

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Anonymous
Does fucking nancy have any thoughts about the economy

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

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Anonymous
I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

eunnieboo:

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themselfff:

I WANT MORE MUPPETS ON MY DASH

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meme4u:

puffer fish

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arielries:

some quick eggplants i animated for my intro project here at TAW but they make pretty nice rpg monsters imo

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googfriday:

❧ new on balderdash! • • • chapter v, pages 77-81 • beginning of chapter v

Afia intended to journey from Bakunini to the closest port in the River Valley, which was located in an insignificant little town called Löffel. According to her grandmother, this journey up the Merle River would take a little over three weeks. While the port was not particularly far, her grandmother’s boat was not meant for anything other than the casual wandering of a Hermit Seer.

Life on the Merle was significantly quieter than home. Although Afia spent plenty of time on her own, the absence of distractions like plays, libraries, people-watching, and friendly visits with family made her journey very lonely. Grandma wasn’t much for conversation. Everything she said to Afia either turned into an anecdote or a sermon. While Afia relished hearing it all, it made for poor company.

At the very least, Afia had a lot of time to think.

b !

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mschaos:

the-goddamazon:

geekygothgirl:

jmiah0192:

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

OMG the cutest.

this is the CUTEST

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julystorms:

relatableteenblogger:

in case you were having a bad day, here’s a picture of Yo-Yo Ma, the famous cellist, on the floor of a bathroom with a wombat

he knows how to have a good time

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Wherever Haru goes, he is free.

Inspired from another dumb thing I wrote. 

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