Just sitting in your room in the middle of the night
Mom is wondering if you’re still up
No safe tab!
Old fucking computer doesn’t work as fast as you want
Waiting for exactly the right moment, like
Oh God, I’d be so lost. It would freak me the fuck out.
I don’t think I’d ever be able to find my class. And I’m scared of birds so ‘mail time’ in the Great Hall would scare the shit out of me.
I’M SO GLAD I’M IN NEW ZEALAND WHERE THE HOBBITS ARE NICER
WHERE THE HOBBITS ARE NICER
IT’S SO NICE IN NEW ZEALAND COME HERE
IT’S A TRAP
SHHH JUST COME
Does this look like a freaking heart to you?
it looks like a heart getting attacked by a bunch of birds…
the coke in my mouth came out to say hello.
I just choked on a popcorn!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Shit, I need to stop doing that now.